How to make a Dadaist Poem

To make a Dadaist poem in the style of Tristan Tzara:

-Take a newspaper.
-Take a pair of scissors.
-Choose an article as long as you want the poem to be.
-Cut out the article.
-Then cut out each of the words that make up this article and put them in a velvet pouch (or 'bag').
-Shake it gently.
-Then take out the scraps one after the other in the order in which they left the bag.
-Copy conscientiously (ignore grammar in the text but you can edit with your own).
-The poem will be like you.
-And here you are a writer, with a little treat of a poem all for you; infinitely original and endowed with a sensibility that is charming, though beyond the understanding of the vulgar.

**Samples to follow.**

Sources: Madsci.org